Monday, July 28, 2008

How to get to the Olympics.....without paying money

Of course, I really wanted to go to the Olympics this year. But, no surprise, it is EXPENSIVE. And, I have no job.....so I really can't go on my own. Brenda (who is kind of obsessed with the team) and I were talking about ways we could get there without paying for an expensive ticket. Here is the list: "how am I going to get to China?"

-Swim: no way. I can barely swim 400 meters. I would die before I get to China.
-Kayack: Well, this is better then swimming, except..again, my arms would fall off.
-Hijack a boat: hmm...maybe. But, how do I hijack something? I'm not good at that stuff.
-hide in someones suitcase: yes, I could do that. But how is someone that is 5'9 supposed to fit in a suitcase?
-Fundraiser: this might be my best option. any donations? :)
-Ride in a hot air ballon: maybe, but...what if I run out of gas?
-Float: I could actually do that. I mean, it wouldnt be that tiring, and it wouldn't take that much effort!!
Well, if any of you think of anything else, tell me. I'm desperate.

6 comments:

Shazam said...

1) windsurf to China
2) stow away in one of the cargo jets
3) call Flipper to give you a ride
Where is your sense of excitement and true dedication? LOL

Anyways, I will throw in $20.00 Since Saipan really needs a new generation of soccer stalkers! I'll be tied up in the classroom.

zoe said...

haha good ideas!! You know, at the time I really didn't have any more ideas. Thanks for the 20.00. :) I'm really looking forward to being a new soccer stalker.

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Saipan Kat said...

Brad and I thought about going a couple months back, we figured if we ate tofu everyday, lived in a crummy $100 apartment, and biked to work we would be able to afford our ticket.
Never happened... *sob*
Although I love the kayaking idea. Do you know how to read the stars though?
Good Luck in your quest.

Anonymous said...

I wanna come!? And I am starting a new job. lol. SO maybe we can go together!?? YAYA!! I was thinking about a car, but I'd rather stalk soccer players instead. Haha.